Message Number: SG11709 | New FHL Archives Search
From: "Chris Lloyd"
Date: 2004-12-02 21:59:50 UTC
Subject: RE: [ferrethealth] shots
To: <ferrethealth@smartgroups.com>
Message-ID: <001701c4d8ba$3f6fba60$0900000a@ramond>

> HOW DO YOU GET A FERRET TO AGE 9??? <

You have to treat them really badly.

1 you make them sleep outside.
2 keep them in natural light only
3 only give them straw or hay to sleep in.
4 never give them any sweet treats
5 feed them meat and offal
6 let them dig holes in the garden and eat slugs, snails and worms
7 keep them whole not neutered.
8 give them plenty of exercise by setting the dogs on them for an hour
every evening.
Chris.

PS ( #'4fdiop[] ) was added by my polecat jill, probably to the FLA.

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